How to really screw yourself at a traffic stop


Many of us have been pulled over and don’t know what to say or how to act while the officer decides whether to issue a ticket. Sometimes we get lucky and the officer decides only on a warning or a stern talking to before releasing us to go on our way.

How boring is that? Let Stew help you liven things up with these fun and helpful hints on how to behave badly during a traffic stop. I guarantee if you follow just one of these you won’t be going home empty handed that day, or in 5 to 20 as the case may be.

Stewart Myers


Stew is a local attorney living in Philomath. He does NOT practice criminal law so when you follow any or all of his handy tips, please don’t come to see him.